Stephen Perlstein's Junk

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themanifestoshow:

THE MANIFESTO SHOW w/ ELEPHANTS GERALD

First half — 8pm

Soulmates

Priority Figures

E-Ticket

Team Lottery Slot - Bring one or more friends and throw your team name in the hat at the top of the hour for the chance to play!!!

— Break —

Second half — 9:15pm

Styx Martin

Pleasure Faire

Wilhelm

Elephants Gerald

— Break —

10:30pm

Jam!

We are located at:

The Clubhouse [theclubhouseimprov.com]
1107 N El Centro Ave
Los Angeles, CA 90038

Remember, there’s a team lottery AND a jam every night, so everyone in the audience will have a chance to play.

We are improv for the people so admission is free, but we urge performers and audience alike to throw a few rubles in the donation bucket. There will also be beer and water available with donation.

— Team Info —

Soulmates: Anais Fairweather, Dave Brown, Sabrina London, Sean London

Priority Figures: Buck Ball, Tabitha Bohannan, Robert Chan, Jeff Kaplan, Jessica Lee, Connie Shin, Art Tebbel

E-Ticket: Steve Szlaga, Adam McCabe, Justin Michael,
Mike Carlson, Mark Rennie, Jason Sheridan, Nadia Osman, Lara Zvirbulis

Lottery Slot: Bring one or more friends and throw your team name in the hat at the top of the hour for the chance to play!!!

Styx Martin: Lilan Bowden, Scott Davis, Jonny Svarzbein, Sarah Claspell, Dickie Copeland Stephen Perlstein, Mark David Christenson, Paul Welsh

Pleasure Faire: Christiann Castellanos, Mike Citera, Virginia Collins, Ray Lew, Craig Low, Dave Reynolds, Bryan Truong

Wilhelm: Mary Holland, Amanda Sitko, Jacob Reed,
Justin Michael, Dan Lippert, Ally Beardsley, Jace Armstrong,
Mano Agapion, Patrick Carlyle

Elephants Gerald: Suzi Barrett and Becky Drysdale

ucbcomedy:

ABC Family

A family kind of family.

Muddleberry does great comedy. Again!

muddleberry:

ucbcomedy:

Every young boy’s fantasy of the teacher’s lounge brought to life by UCB’s Muddleberry.

A special presentation from our guest writer, 7th grader David Mason.  Enjoy.

Classic Cunningham. I did something on this video. I don’t remember what. But something. 

ucblove:

Sarah Claspell plays game so well and so effortlessly. I miss watching her perform.”

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Photo Credit: Clay Larsen

ucbcomedy:

What is the distance between the eyes and the soul? Your GPS can calculate that.

More from Muddleberry!

dumbshitmountain:

Amazing news, Dumbshit Mountain sold a TV show. Check out the promo now!

Coming to TV this fall, catch the cop drama that has more dramatic cops than any other show in the world, Problem Cops!

Written and Directed by Stephen Perlstein

Starring:

Gene Augusto - Will Do Anything To Get Ahead

Joseph Clift - Druggie Cop

Michael Geniac - Cop who lost his wife

Michael Geniac - Cop who lost his son

Nick Gligor - Cold War KGB Spy

Stephen Perlstein - Haunted Cop

Erik Kuska - Ghost Cop

Ryan Hayley - Tough gay cop

Javier Ortiz - Sociopath 

Paul Welsh - Newspaper a day early

Lilan Bowden - Pretending to be a man cop

Jonny Svarzbein - Scientist, not a cop

Puppet Cop - Opperated by Erik Kuska

muddleberry:

Iron Man Vs Iron Union

After defeating The Mandarin in Iron Man 3, Iron Man faces his greatest challenge yet: Organized labor!

ucbcomedy:

There’s the Harold, Lloyd, Maude teams… but what about the Beta teams?

Welcome them. Embrace them. They will steal your heart and your car.

Thank god someone is finally explaining it.

claspy:

Styx Martin returns to the Cagematch stage tonight at 11pm!

Also, say what you will about Google Plus, but I made this on there so it can’t be so bad. I’m a regular Monet over here!

Defending the title tonight! Be there! 

http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/performances/view/27224